Me – A, where are your glasses?
A – I don’t know.
Me – When was the last time you had them?
A – Well, I was reading in class and they were on my face and then suddenly they weren’t there.
Me – OK. (I mean, what else can you say to that?)
While talking about the State of the Union Address to the kids…
Me – …so Congress is kind of like in Star Wars where Senator Amidala used to go and talk to all those people and make laws and decisions.
J – So, President Obama is going to talk about Star Wars?
Me – Probably not.
J – Aawww…